Officer Combstache

Seemingly the only police officer in the city, Officer Combstache is incredibly incompetent at his job. Grubby and Herbert, the two most wanted people in town, have without a problem had several meetings with Combstache, and not once has he tried to arrest them. In fact, the only times he's ever been seen doing any real police work were the times he was arresting Cat Lady and hitting Nigel Kuruthers on the head with a hammer. It could be argued that he also deserves credit for when he arrested Bandito, but don't forget that that same afternoon he let Bandito escape when Combstache put him in his old cell without repairing the hole he had used to escape the last time. The police station is also apparently very unprepared for crime, since Combstache himself has stated that they only have one gun, and most of the time it doesn't fire correctly. There isn't even a police car, only "Good ol' Betsy, the Police Bike..." (Officer Combstache, S1 E9)