Herbert

Herbert Bogardus is a main character in the show. Some may argue that he is the main character, seeing as he gets the most screen time. He is not. He's just a cold hearted weasel dingleberry. However, the creator of the show has said that the cold hearted weasel dingleberry won't be getting quite as much screen time in upcoming episodes. Herbert is a very unintelligent boy who met Grubby in a creek. The two became instant best friends, and immediately went on a horrifying crime spree. Herbert is a border-line illiterate, commonly misreading words like 'danger' and 'satin'. Herbert can't consume sugar, or he goes insane. He also has a questionable relationship with someone or something named Ricardo...

He has a secret life that you don't know about yet... It's better not to ask.